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TOWNHOUSE COVID POLICY From 9th Dec 2021  - IMPORTANT please read. We will turn you away if you do not arrive with the correct credentials.

Regardless of whether you have been double vaccinated or not, we ask ALL CUSTOMERS to perform an LFT a couple of hours prior to attending and upload your result to You will receive a text from the .gov website to say you are negative and you just show this on arrival. If you are a technophobe, bring the test with you and it will be discarded on arrival. Please be honest when taking tests; we are trusting you to test on the day and do the right thing.


If you get a positive LFT, the government guidance is to book in for a PCR to confirm the result and isolate. If you do this and send us the positive PCR result, we will refund any tickets you have purchased which fall within your isolation period.

We do not have to enforce masks, based on the latest announcements, but if guests wish to wear one, that is their choice and it will be respected. Alcohol hand wash will be dotted around the venue for you to use if you wish and staff will be cleaning surfaces and bathrooms throughout the events. 

All of our staff have been double vaccinated and will be performing LFT's on the day of their shift.






OPENING TIMES  - (Refer to the What's On page for events)

Mon         10.30 - 3.30pm.  Last entry is 1pm. MILF Monday only


Tues         7pm - midnight - limited opening


Thurs       8pm - 2am. Last entry is 10.30pm (11pm for couples)


Fri/Sat     8pm - 2am. Last entry is 10.30pm  (9.30pm for new couples)


Sun           Times vary - see individual event details 



Dress Code      Before 10.30pm


Ladies      Dress to impress. Smart, Sexy, Sassy..Glam it up!

Guys         Dapper is best but otherwise dress to impress our ladies.



Dress Code      After 10.30pm  (if you want to wander upstairs)


Ladies      Sexy lingerie, wraps, bodysuits, play costume, robe, towel

Guys         Boxers, shorts, towel 

No sports/running trainers, tracksuits, sportswear, hoodies, caps or scruffy workwear


Once you have dressed down, you can wander anywhere you want in the club. We ask people to dress down upstairs after 10.30pm as we like to create a level 'playing field' in our playrooms and to encourage a sexy atmosphere/ambiance. After 10.30pm you will see sexy ladies and guys sitting at the bar in their skimpies and dancing in our lounge when our DJ is with us. It's very liberating!







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